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TUESDAY 10TH DECEMBER 

DIRTY FAN MALE

TIMES: 7PM / SHOWS STARTS 7.30PM

SOLD OUT

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Join us for our FAVE Working Men's Christmas tradition...
It's not a BGWMC XMAS without DIRTY FAN MALE!
That's right!

Jonny Trunk and Wisbey ARE BACK!

We'll super excited to welcome them back for a live performance of "Dirty Fan Male"

This award winning show is based on genuine letters written to p*rn stars and Workers be warned.... Jonny (who set up a Fan Base for his Glamour Porn Star sister) WILL TELL ALL!

This show is hilarious, filthy, occasionally heartbreaking and oddly disturbing.

All your senses will be stirred, laugh, cry, sigh, be startled and bemused and be warned... its utterly entertaining

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* BAGS LARGER THAN A4 (HANDBAG SIZE) *MUST* BE CHECKED INTO THE CLOAKROOM

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THURSDAY 12TH DECEMBER 

SHESUS AND THE SISTERS

TIMES: 7.30PM UNTIL 1AM (SHOW STARTS 8.30PM)

ADVANCE:EARLY BIRDS £10 (SOLD OUT) ADV: £12.50ON THE DOOR: TBA

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Shesus is your drag-king Miss-iah reincarnation.

The Sisters are genuine twins.

Together they are here to heal you.

Dust off your baubles, prepare your nuts to be cracked and let your christingle be tingled: welcome to

THE GIFT OF PRESENTS – a tale of giving and receiving with your Lordess (who is genuinely with child and due any moment) and Sisters most(ly) Divine.

Witness the festive period through the eyes of this trio of fools and expect something between

cabaret, comedy, a carol concert and therapy.

Jump, heart and soul, into their cosmic bosom – and brace yourself – it's her party and she'll cry if they want to. THIS IS THE ULTIMATE XMAS PARTY NIGHT OUT. WE PROMISE.

A slice of yule log included with every ticket.


Content warnings: Mental health, suicidal feelings and audience participation.

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PLEASE NOTE:

* BAGS LARGER THAN A4 (HANDBAG SIZE) *MUST* BE CHECKED INTO THE CLOAKROOM

* SHOW KICKS OFF AT 8.30PM - DON'T BE LATE!

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FRIDAY 13TH DECEMBER 

SHESUS AND THE SISTERS

TIMES: 7.30PM UNTIL 2AM (SHOW STARTS 8.30PM)

ADVANCE: SHOW AND PARTY: SOLD OUT

PARTY ONLY (ENTRY FROM 10PM) £5

ON THE DOOR:

PARTY ONLY £5 (ENTRY AFTER 10.PM)

SHOW SOLD OUT BUT....

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Shesus is your drag-king Miss-iah reincarnation.

The Sisters are genuine twins.

Together they are here to heal you.

Dust off your baubles, prepare your nuts to be cracked and let your christingle be tingled: welcome to

THE GIFT OF PRESENTS – a tale of giving and receiving with your Lordess (who is genuinely with child and due any moment) and Sisters most(ly) Divine.

Witness the festive period through the eyes of this trio of fools and expect something between

cabaret, comedy, a carol concert and therapy.

Jump, heart and soul, into their cosmic bosom – and brace yourself – it's her party and she'll cry if they want to. THIS IS THE ULTIMATE XMAS PARTY NIGHT OUT. WE PROMISE.

A slice of yule log included with every ticket.
Content warnings: Mental health, suicidal feelings and audience participation.

PLUS FRIDAY NIGHT ONLY AFTERPARTY SPECIAL- stick about for the PARTAYYY,

the Anti-Xmas Xmas Party with Auntie Xmas on the MP3's!!!

All your top pop hits without any Xmas shite guaranteed!!!

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PLEASE NOTE:

* BAGS LARGER THAN A4 (HANDBAG SIZE) *MUST* BE CHECKED INTO THE CLOAKROOM

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SATURDAY 14TH DECEMBER 

DISCO 54: FESTIVE FREAKOUT

TIMES: 9PM UNTIL 2AM (SHOW STARTS 10PM)

ADVANCE:£8

(10% STUDENT DISCOUNT TYPE STUDENT10 AT CHECKOUT)

ON THE DOOR: £6 B4 10PM|£8 B4 11PM|£10 AFTER

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In seasonal style, we've softened the focus at DISCO 54!

Dreamgirls and rollerboys follow us on the path to excess...

DISCO 54 returns to fill your stockings with more

HYPER COLOUR COSMIC CHRISTMAS DISCO MAYHEM

Calling all creatures of the night, the naughty and the nice....

join us for a FABULOUS FESTIVE FREAKOUT!

EXTRA SPECIAL XXXMAS GIFT:

THE EARLY DOORS DISCO SHOW! *10PM SHARP*

Pull up a chair and delve into our bulging sack of

*DAZZLING LIVE ACTS*

including....

AUBREY WODONGA will spin + whirl, tease and twirl.

Astounding Aerial Angel RUBY GASKELL sprinkles stardust from the skies!

Tinsel-tastic SNAKE FERVOR gets her rocks off round our Xmas tree!

AND HOSTESS WITH THE MOSTEST...CASSANDRA serves up candy coated chrimbo carnage under our shimmering mirrorball!

Disco 54's LIVE ACTS always deliver the goods!

Show will start at 10pm sharp - so don't be late or you'll miss all the fun!

The dance floor's throbbing and the beat's pulsing...

DJ 'Glitterball' Geoff Leonard spins an irresistible and ice melting mix of infectious ALL VINYL hits in their purest and most debauched forms. Expect a heady mix of exotic beats, Studio 54 sounds, rare grooves, Manhattan boogies, blaring trumpets 'n' bass and even the odd Yuletide classic + XXXmas VERY guilty pleasure thrown in for good measure!

DO NOT MISS OUR LATE NIGHT *POP UP PERFORMANCES*:

Devilish Disco Elf DANNY ASH will grab you by the baubels and jingle your bells!

Dragalicious Dancers and Prancers THE GLITTER HEAT hustle round the tree + boogie down your chimney!

PLUS:

Xxxmas decor! Real fake snow!

DISCO STEPHANIE'S GROTTO

It's gonna be a real Xmas boogie wonderland!

Relive the halcyon days of NYC hedonism; at this night The spirit of Studio 54 truly lives on!

Brrr...Baby it's cold outside - Dress to impress at the festive disco!!

Think Studio 54 style + self expression, Boogie Baubels, Bowie Bolts, Polyester, Tinsel, Glitter tastic Grace Jones glam, 70s Xmas sweaters, sparkles, sequins, disco pants + disco kings!

Don your fanciest dress - but please NO PLASTIC FANCY DRESS!

Leave your Car wash wigs + flares at the door- You're so much better than that!

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PLEASE NOTE:

* BAGS LARGER THAN A4 (HANDBAG SIZE) *MUST* BE CHECKED INTO THE CLOAKROOM

* SHOW STARTS AT 10PM SHARP - DO NOT BE LATE!

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TUESDAY 17TH DECEMBER 

DUKE OF UKE XMAS SHOWCASE

TIMES: 7PM UNTIL MIDNIGHT

FREE ENTRY

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Baby, it’s COLD outside!!!!

Join us for a Duke of Uke Xmas Special Ukulele Showcase!

Celebrate with 50+ ukuleles getting down to epic anthems, winter warming classics and seductive Santa singalongs!

Our new and seasoned players will make sure Yule have a Holly great time at our ukulele showcase!

Duke of Uke London has been host to countless ‘School of Uke’ ukulele courses, putting students new to the instrument and more advanced players through their paces for over 10 years.

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* BAGS LARGER THAN A4 (HANDBAG SIZE) *MUST* BE CHECKED INTO THE CLOAKROOM

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THURSDAY 19TH DECEMBER 

GREEN MILK COMEDY PRESENTS:

THE LAST CHRISTMAS

TIMES: 7PM / SHOW START 7.30PM

ADVANCE: £10

ON THE DOOR: £12

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As we all know, Christmas is a time for joy and cheer. A time to spend with family and friends. And dogs and presents and drink and food and drugs and girls and guys and pubs and fires and flesh and bones and snow and steel.

But at Green Milk, it's about something else entirely....

IT'S ABOUT CHARITY!!!

Yep. That's right. We're running yet another

COMEDY CHARITY CHRISTMAS NIGHT

all in aid of CALM — The Campaign Against Living Miserably.

And because it's Christmas, we're spicing things up a little by hosting a

frankly absurd line up of comedians:

Tom Ward, Sunil Patel, Gabby Best, Ian Smith, Kwame Asante, Norris & Parker, John-Luke Roberts & Bec Hill! OMG!

All watched over by the ever-loving grace of Robin Jon Hill — who may or may not have a whole load of games and treats and such in store for you lucky little lot.

So come along. Get your Christmas charity bit out of the way (it's only a tenner),

and come have a mad pinty plentiful party with the people you love the most, us, Green Milk.

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FRIDAY 20TH DECEMBER 

SODOM & BEGORRAH:

LATE LATE TOY SHOW X-TRAVAGANZA!

TIMES: 8PM UNTIL 2AM (SHOW STARTS 8.30PM)

ADVANCE: EARLYBIRDS £7 / ADVANCE £10 

ON THE DOOR: £12

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London's iconic celebration of Irishness returns to

Bethnal Green Working Men's Club for a

Christmas X-travaganza like none other.

It's time for Sodom & Begorrah: The Late Late Toy Show X-Travaganza.

This is the ultimate ode to THE Irish Christmas.

Get your PJ's on (or a toy inspired outfit) and hop on us like a flying snowman as we take you through a night filled with X-mas lols and toy bantz.

We've got the best cabaret acts Ireland and the world has to offer as well as

drag, live music and PLUS a party till late.

And it's not just for the Irish. It's for all European loving queers and Cailin's alike.

We'll even let protestants in.

Turn off the telly on. Let's party.

Guest announcements coming soon. Stay tuned, they are stellar!

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* BAGS LARGER THAN A4 (HANDBAG SIZE) *MUST* BE CHECKED INTO THE CLOAKROOM

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SATURDAY 21ST DECEMBER - MONDAY 30TH DECEMBER 

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WE'RE CLOSED FOR SOME MUCH NEED R'N'R

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TUESDAY 31ST DECEMBER

*NEW YEARS EVE!* 

NEW YEARS EVE:

MARIAH & FRIENDZ

TIMES: 9PM UNTIL 2AM(ISH) / SHOW STARTS 9.30PM

ADVANCE:

SUPER EARLYBIRDS: £7(SUPER LIMITED)

EARLY BIRDS: £10 (LIMITED)

STANDARD ADV: £12

ON THE DOOR: TBA

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Your New Year's Eve - SORTED!

Skip the awful clubs and bad vibes and come ring in the New Year with a gaggle of your FAVOURITE QUEERS!

We are London's premier

queer-drag-circus-clubnight vaguely inspired by Mariah Carey.

 

SWEATY! SASSY! SLOPPY! SHINY! STUPID!

 

The ONLY way to start your 2020!

MORE DETAILS COMING SOON!

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PLEASE NOTE:

* BAGS LARGER THAN A4 (HANDBAG SIZE) *MUST* BE CHECKED INTO THE CLOAKROOM

* BOOKING IN ADVANCE IS ADVISED!

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